NOVAE MILITIAE

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071121172745.is3jcunq&show_article=1

Yes, well I hope, and expect, that he will prevail in a Russian court.

As much as I admire him, he doesn't hold a candle to Boulder, Colorado's "El Dildo Bandido".  Apologies in advance for this, since it is a bit on the "adult" side, but this is culturally relevant, and Don Wrege's and Peter Boyles' response to is is just downright funny. Sometimes rampant evil done by the kind of intellectual derelict and emotional cripple who inhabits Boulder, CO is just so banal that you have to make light of it. (And I believe the demons in hell shriek when they are so mocked.) Here's a link to the story.

Mr. Wrege did a parody song about the Boulder librarian, Marcelee Gralapp (what a name), who hung the "units" on display. The MP3 file has disappeared from Wrege's site, but the lyrics are still there:

Marcelee Gralapp
to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by Paul McCartney

Marcelee Gralapp
She caused a big flap when she refused to fly the flag
She's such a drag

Ben Nighthorse-Campbell
Wrote her a letter requesting that she change her mind
She still declined

All the dangling dildos
Anatomically correct
All the dangling dildos
Multicolored and erect

Changes her story
Now says the flag is too big to be hung in this place
With a straight face

Republic of Boulder
They support free speech if they agree with what you say
(Other)wise no way

What must she be thinking?
Well one thing leaves no doubt
(As) library director
It's time to check her out

Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos
Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos

Then Tom Tancredo
Drafted a bill that he knows won't see the light of day
But what the hey?

Marcelee Gralapp
Tries to defend her unpatriotic stance today
Please go away.

All the dangling dildos
Anatomically correct
All the dangling dildos
Multicolored and erect

And here are the lyrics to El Dildo Bandido:

El Dildo Bandido
to the tune of "El Paso" by Marty Robbins

Out in a town called Boulder Colorado
There was a public librarian there
She thought the American flag was insulting
But hanging penises so debonair

Young people gawked and asked their mothers questions
About the artwork called hung out to dry
Hanging a flag is no longer objective
21 Penises though are all right

Then Peter Boyles got wind of the case
Media followed in stride---
A public employee thinks that our flag is offensive
Only in Boulder could she survive

So in anger
El Dildo Bandido felt he should take action
The situation had come to a head
He took the penises down from the display
Left an American flag instead

El Dildo Bandido is proud of his country
Proud of the freedom of speech that we share
But genitalia found hanging in public
Is out of place when the children are there

He staged a daring escape from the place
Out by the Canyon side---
Penises jangling he jumped into his car
Headed for Heatherwood where he resides

And the artist's
A psychology student who¹s seeking some answers
Maybe she¹ll find out why her art is sick

Then when the Boulder police did arrest him
El Dildo Bandido gladly confessed
Boulder Police had fin'ly found a suspect
Mainly because he gave them his address

Boulder's a place where even a nut case
Can be elected the Mayor---
But if you try to apply common sense
Buddy you don¹t have a chance or a prayer

And for now Bandido
Has been arrested and faces a court date
For his brave actions a veteran is tried
We should let Boulder officials hear our voice
Let them know that we are all on his side.